Hitler’s Live Account is Banned For Using a Mod XBOX360

Hitler is finally making a comeback with gaming.

LMAO!!!

Hitler Loathes West Ham United

Hitler supports Sheffield United and is really pissed off at West Ham over the Tevez Situation.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - No Spoilers

I’ve just finished reading the leaked copy of the book. I can guarantee that it is the real thing.

Hats off to J.K to finishing off such a wonderful book and all the dedicated years she put in to give us a thoroughly planned out story that is going to be remembered for generations to come. All the questions were answered and no Harry Potter fan will be disappointed.

The story was simply brilliant. Lots of twists and turns through out.

This book deserves to be bought and I intend to do it as soon as possible.

Psst : I advise you to read it as soon as you get the book. Those HPH’s are at work.

Link for the ebook.

The Magic of Harry Potter

It all began on a sunny day on a crowded train from Manchester to London. The year was 1990, and Joanne an aspiring author was thinking of an idea for a novel. After four hours ideas started bubbling in her head. A boy with bushy hair, a scrawny body, wearing round spectacles who didn’t know whether he was a wizard was the result.

Seventeen years later that boy is the most popular fictional character in the world. His exploits in the wizarding world with his friends Hermione and Ron have become world renowned. This phenomenon doesn’t have any remorse on any race, gender or even age. Ranging from movies to toys and to the latest announcement of a theme park Harry Potter mania is far from fading out. But sadly the story of the boy who lived is coming to an end.

This Saturday (July 21st 2007) is the day that it all comes to a head. Will Harry defeat the over zealous Voldemort and save the wizarding world from doom? Or will evil prevail once and for all and the hero die leaving thousands of fans crying and hating Joanne? The later has only about 5% chance of happening as she cannot withstand a fan revolt which could start WW3 resulting in owls appearing in daylight, people wearing capes on broomsticks with wands, and giants causing havoc, by orders from none other than the one who must not be named himself.

Nevertheless people in all countries will be out at 00:01 British Summer Time on 21st July for the book to be simultaneously released. Riots are predicted that day where the death toll may rise to above 10 people at the least. This maybe due to the lack of books available or because of the notorious HPH.

The HPH stands for the Harry Potter Haters. They are murderous psychopaths who would love nothing more than for Harry Potter to die. But sadly since they can’t affect the outcome of Harry they have changed their attention to people who love Harry Potter. The want to inflict their hatred of Harry by spoiling the outcome of the book before the people have even read it. How they plan to do it are currently unknown but recent intelligence confirms that it would be done through some form of technology. Chatter picked up from external sources indicates that this technology they talk of might be the INTERNET. Yes reader, the thing that you are using to access this page.

Spoilers as they have been named will probably be on all websites, blogs, news feeds on the 21st as soon as the book is released. So it is advised not to access these forms of media for your own safety.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your time. Please have a lovely day. And remember. You have been warned…

*No animals have been harmed in making this post. This post contains valid information and some information fabricated to implement humor. The author won’t be responsible for any damages caused by this post. What you believe or what you do not believe is entirely up to you, and you only.*

 

Resident Evil 5 Trailer - E3 2007

Who doesn’t like a good old scare now and then. Resident Evil always hand them out in numbers. This is one of the most anticipated games in years since the huge success of Resident Evil 4.

Chris Redfield looks like the hero thats going to starr in this outing. The game takes place in Africa. Details of the ‘zombification’ in this installment is not yet known. But what more better place to get zombified than the voodoo capital of the world. Ok enough of the Zombie jokes.

Slated to come out in March 2008 for 360 and PS3.

Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots E3 2007 Trailer

Metal Gear Solid series has always delivered, in innovation, game play as well as top notch graphics. This time its no different. The trailer looks better than the KillZone 2 trailer in my opinion. Looks like CGI but I am pretty sure it’s how the game would look like since, Hideo Kojima has never used CGI for in-game cinematics in all of the MGS series so far. Also Kojima san has himself confirmed that this would be the in-game graphics for the game.

In this last entry of the MGS series Snake is sent on a covert operation to eliminate his brother Liquid, by a request from old friend, Roy Campbell. Liquid wants to take full control of soldiers (SOP) to control the war economy in the world. In order to do that he has to understand the nano machines attached to the SOP to control them. Which he does in the trailer making all the soldiers as well as Snake and Meryl ( who is leading her own small army to eliminate liquid) wither around in pain, seizing. Snake seems to be less effected since he has one of the first generation nano machines while the others has third. Also returning are Otacon, Naomi Campbell, Raiden and VAMP!!!

The trailer ends off with an excellent fight between old adversaries Raiden and Vamp.

The game is slated to come out in early 2008.

Snake -”I’m no hero…never was…I’m just an old killer hired to do some wetwork!”

Killzone 2 E3 2007 - AMAZING!!!

Killzone 2 for the PS3 had been dubbed as the HALO killer since it was first shown at E3 2005. The trailer shown then was mostly CGI and not in game graphics, and it looked absolutely stunning. But we were promised by Guerrilla Games that it would be in fact on par as the actual game play when it actuallycame out. For two years there had been verbal jousting by Sony and Microsoft fan boys over whether it could actually look as good as the trailer. I had little expectations as well. But this year it was shown at E3 and it was completely amazing. Not as good as the E3 2005 trailer but still looks pretty darn good. The thing that has most impressed me is the blood oozing out of the Helghast’s when they had been fragged. It looks really gruesome and very very real!!! The game play looks amazing but I won’t know how good it is until I’ve played it. Better start saving up for a PS3.

Carra is nought a Bottler!

‘We all dream of a team of Carraghers’ , the Kop Anthem for Jamie Carragher can be heard all the time on match days at Anfield. He is one of the most consistent, if not the most consistent defender out there. He is one of the old souls of football who loves the game whole heartedly and not for the fame like the young footballers that are coming into the football scene. He’s a rare breed and so it was a shock hearing him saying he wants to quit the international scene.

To be fair to Jamie he hasn’t been treated fairly by England. He’s always treated as a utility player even though he performs consistently at club level. He gets picked over Rio Ferdinand who even Manure fans have to admit are inconsistent at times. Even over Ledly King who has been injured on and off for about two years. So he decided to quit the international team without making any fuss whatsoever. He just wanted to get on with his career at club level. Look at Scholes and how much that improved his game for Manure last year.

But then the good English papers (who would do anything to raise ratings by making up stories) out there like The S*n started calling him a bottler. Saying that he was afraid to fight for his place in the team. He has fought for his place over eight years and did it do him any justice?! He was constantly left out of the team and was used as a full back when Neviller was injured. A radio station recently commented on his decision and called him a bottler, which resulted in him calling the station live and giving them a piece of his mind! Here’s a link to the conversation if you want to listen to it. The scouse accent still cracks me up though. Hard to understand what he’s saying unless you concentrate on the conversation. He made some valid points and stood his ground.

So fair play to him. Here’s to you Jamie! Help us win the title this year Carra. YNWA

What’s in store for E3

Every gamer out there knows what E3 is. By gamers I mean people who play games not to just to past the time but for the fun of it (people who buy consoles depending their preference of games). Let’s face it. Consoles are becoming expensive day by day and so are the games. This all comes down to the power of these consoles, making the characters in games look almost life like. Gears of War for the Xbox360 is an example of the graphical power of these machines.

So in my opinion the consoles are a good value for the money. $599 dollars for a PS3 guarantees entertainment for a maximum of about five years. It also has the added capability of being able to play the Blu-ray. I’m in no way a Sony ‘Fan Boy’ but I’m using this as an example to prove that the pricing is right for this console. Now let’s look at the new mobile phones that are coming out these days. Take for example the iPhone. Looks pretty slick with the the MacOs like interface and the ability to play music with a touch screen interface as well. $499 for a 4Gb and $599 for 8Gb iPhone respectively. Good value for the money as well looking at the costs that comes out of making such a device. Compare the iPhone to the PS3 what’s of more value for the money? I say the PS3 since I’m a gamer. I can wait till the iPhone becomes less expensive. If people are willing to shell out $599 and $499 for the iPhone and making it sell out in one day, why are people complaining about the price of the PS3? I see no reason whatsoever. But there is some good news for the PS3 faithful. The price reduction has been announced on the PS3 Blog yesterday. A new 80 GB version costs $599 and the 60GB version has been reduced by $100 to $499.

Sorry. Little diversion from the topic. E3. The Electronic Entertainment Expo is where it all starts every year. All the gaming bigheads show off there wares at the annual show and this determines which console is going to rule supreme for years to come. Kind of dramatic yea, but true. It’s the Entertainment business and someone has to come out on top. The gaming ‘bigheads’ include the likes of Square-Enix, Konami, UbiSoft, Sega etc etc who make the software (games) for the platforms. Then there are the big guns. Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo battling it out for the top prize.

Over the previous year the Wii and Xbox360 has trumped over the PS3 but I predict that it’s all going to change at E3. Wii is just one of those fad’s that is going to get old by the year. People are having pains all over their body trying to wield an imaginary sword or a golf club. It’s fun at first, but then it gets achy. The Xbox360 and the PS3 are the one’s who are really playing with knives, which are at each other’s throats at the moment. It’s going to be a fun year for gamers. Got to start saving for a PS3 and then a 360. PS3 has more games coming out this holiday season that I want to play. The only game that I want to play on the 360 is Gears of War at the moment.

My Predictions for E3

• KillZone2 is going to knock the socks off people, literally.
• There will be a surprise appearance by Kratos at E3 even though David Jeffe constantly denies it.
• MGS and hopefully FFXIII /Versus will playable.
• The new Kingdom Hearts game announced. (I can always hope…*sigh*)

Well that’s all for the day. If you have read to the end of this post, which means that this didn’t bore you. Congratulations! You’ve just been E’d.

Ryan Babel to Pool’?

Ryan Guno Babel is one of the most sought after talents in Netherlands, labeled by Marco Van Basten as the next Thierry Henry. Having been constantly linked to Arsenal for some time , and also having admitted that he would like to play at the Emirates stadium some time in his career, he looks to be Anfield bound. Babel’s agent claims that Liverpool have made an offer for the left winger’s services at his current club, Ajax.

Babel plays as a striker for Ajax but is also suitable as a left winger even though he’s right footed. His scoring record leaves much to be desired but at 6 foot 1, in the mold of Thierry Henry and at only 20 years old, he has a lot of room for improvement. He would be a great fit for the Premiership.

Liverpool has been linked with a bunch of wingers since the capture of ‘El Nino’, Fernando Torres. Ricardo Quaresma of FC Porto, Simao Sabrosa of Benfica and Mancini of Roma to name a few although Quaresma looks to be most likely of the lot. He is supposedly due for a medical and to be unveiled this week at Anfield rumors claim.

Hopefully with the capture of these bright two young stars Liverpool can be finally contenders for the League.

The futures bright. The futures red. YNWA