Do you reallllly need a breast massager?

This article is meant for women of course as well as some men *ahem* and it’s not meant to be offensive. I saw this article on Gizmodo and I just had to tell you guys about it. I never actually knew there were breast massager’s until now. Why do you actually need them since you’ve got your hands and all if you ever need to massage them? *raises eyebrows* (I see that this is going into bad territory since kids will be reading this as well so I better stop). Anyways this company from Beijing BUBBY (can be pronounced as boobyy?? , [ok ok I can't help it..kids don't read this *sigh*]) Robot Tech Co. LTD has a business proposal for this device. I actually think this might be the funniest thing I’ve read in my life. No offense to anyone.

 As a result of market research, we specified our targeting consumer groups which are listed below:

1.Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

2.Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.

3.Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.

4.Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.

5.Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.

6.Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

7.Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

8.Women who want to have pretty breasts.

The Breast Massage Robot stimulates massager’s hand movements to perform comfortable massage. It is capable of automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes. It also features good portability and a variety of massage programs.

We will sincerely corporate with investors to make the BMR the hottest high-tech product worldwide.

You can check out the Video of it in action in the original article. Don’t worry its SFW.